»

textsfromjeanmarco:

Not this shit again.

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

image

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls)

{ok im going out now. bye}

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

what-is-it-anon:

 

mom pls..

image

"What? You can’t handle me being real to you? You should have thought about it before you were born."

b.. but you gave birth to me..

image

"It was an accident"

image

okay you know what mom fuck you i am so done with you and your bullshitting like dont you think im fucked up enough with you and your terrible lets call it parenting i mean for real i dont even live in your fucking house anymore i fucking moved out and became a soldier and you still wont stop haunting me like what the fuck is your life so sad and meaningless that you make it your goal to keep tracking me down so you can take another bite off my selfesteem guess what there is no selfesteem left because you cunt took it all ok now go to hell and leave me alone so i can die in peace 

"…Sorry, what? can’t hear you over the sound of all the fucks I don’t give"

heichou-bitches:

Again

How many times has his mom caught him masturbating

too many times

redscarfedbadass sent:

Black and Blue

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

  • Send “Black and Blue” for my muses reaction to opening the door, only to find your muse beaten and bloody.

"Guurrrll, what the hell? Jean told me you were invincible… did that little shit fucking lie to me?"

"Heh… yeah he is pretty easy to figure out… I remember when we first met he was all like ‘I-I like your hair~’.., so cute..! After I heal up a bit maybe I’ll tell him."

"Really? Your hair? HAIR???? Wow that boy’s game is weak…."

"I know right?! That’s literally all he said to me, ‘I like your hair’. He thinks I hate him because I cut it short the day after… It was only for safety reasons but, yeah… The day after he complimented it I cut it off."

"Wow that’s kinda rude…. I like you"

She smirked. “Yeah I guess so… I like you too Mrs. K.”

"Of course you do. Everybody does. I’m the soul of the party"

redscarfedbadass sent:

Black and Blue

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

  • Send “Black and Blue” for my muses reaction to opening the door, only to find your muse beaten and bloody.

"Guurrrll, what the hell? Jean told me you were invincible… did that little shit fucking lie to me?"

"Heh… yeah he is pretty easy to figure out… I remember when we first met he was all like ‘I-I like your hair~’.., so cute..! After I heal up a bit maybe I’ll tell him."

"Really? Your hair? HAIR???? Wow that boy’s game is weak…."

"I know right?! That’s literally all he said to me, ‘I like your hair’. He thinks I hate him because I cut it short the day after… It was only for safety reasons but, yeah… The day after he complimented it I cut it off."

"Wow that’s kinda rude…. I like you"

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

what-is-it-anon:

jeansmom:

 

"I guess it must be because we look alike, you assface."

image

.. mom why 

"Because I love you, I’m gonna be honest with you. Son, u ugly"

n.. no.. i-im not..

image

"Want me to go get a mirror? Or should we just ask some girl from town?"

mom pls..

image

"What? You can’t handle me being real to you? You should have thought about it before you were born."

b.. but you gave birth to me..

image

"It was an accident"

redscarfedbadass sent:

Black and Blue

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

redscarfedbadass:

jeansmom:

  • Send “Black and Blue” for my muses reaction to opening the door, only to find your muse beaten and bloody.

"Guurrrll, what the hell? Jean told me you were invincible… did that little shit fucking lie to me?"

She cracked a slight smile, which was as much as her bleeding lip would allow, and laughed softly. “I guess your Jeanny was wrong Mrs. Kirschtein.” she said

"But hey… You should see Annie- she looks a hell of a lot worse than I do right now…"

"Oh, so you had a fight against this Annie?" She said while she pulled a bandaid out of her pocket. "May I ask why?"

"She said something about your son…" she murmured. "And I-… Well… I um…"

"What did she say? Chances are I’ll agree with her."

She blinked in surprise. “Really?” she smiled again.”I kind of agree too… he is sort of an idiot… But hearing it from her… get to call him  that because I love-…” she stopped herself. “N-nevermind… thank you for taking care of me.”

"No, darling…" The woman smiled softly. "Thank you for taking care of my boy. He’s really obsessed with you and I know it may be creepy but you’re still very patient with him and I thank you for that”

"I really do love your son, you know… I just never learned how to… tell someone that so I just kinda avoid him…"

"I don’t think it’s creepy… I find it sorta cute to be honest…"

"You know, my son… well, men in general are really simple. You can go to them with a smile and say ‘hey, I like your shoelaces’ and in his mind he’ll be thinking ‘omg she wants me’. Just give it a try. Give him a stupid compliment and you’ll see"

"Heh… yeah he is pretty easy to figure out… I remember when we first met he was all like ‘I-I like your hair~’.., so cute..! After I heal up a bit maybe I’ll tell him."

"Really? Your hair? HAIR???? Wow that boy’s game is weak…."